DJ JLouis
Jacob Landman
Hip-Hop, Top-40
DJ JLouis was born from an 808 Drum machine and an Alaskan Grizzly Bear. Shortly after birth, maybe a few hours or so he was given to a funny man named Thomas Alvin Edison who would introduce this baby to his latest invention that he entitled a phonograph. From that point on JLouis would become a wiz kid with his phonograph. Some of his specialties included turning it on, adjusting pitch and turning it back off! One day when he was an adolescent his phonograph was involved in a freak Frisbee accident. The Frisbee landed directly on the phonograph and to his surprise it created music. After 10 years of phonograph usage, JLouis learned the power of music. He immediately moved to a Himalayan brothel to study with his now close friend and partner in crime the British Sir Otto. Now inseparable, the two play at the sweatiest of discotheques and the most Kosher of Bar Mitzvahs. Come listen to this exciting duo at a body shaking event near you!

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